France Terror Alert
Got this a few days ago. Bit out of date now, but makes me laugh…
Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”.
There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory - effectively crippling their military
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July 19th, 2005 17:06
oh how we laughed
August 27th, 2005 06:13
This made me laugh for hours, and imsure me friends did too. Where did you find this comical gem?
August 28th, 2005 13:03
I think it was one of those emails sent around, but can’t remember now.